Holidaymakers did not expect the beach to be so

This image is both painful and delightful, because somehow both people involved seem strangely happy. But seriously, how did the girl on the left manage to do that? Her leg looks like it's embarked on a journey it wasn't meant to. It's one of those photos that makes you want to laugh... but also feel a little sore.

That's all for a relaxing day by the sea! If you think this photo is crazy, just wait, it's only going to get worse from here.

Most people come back from the beach looking like cooked lobsters. But not him. No, no, he hacked the sunscreen system by wearing his beard as a face shield. Yes, yes, he pulled his beard up all over his face and used his sunglasses to hold it in place. It's both awesome and crazy.

We didn't know whether to laugh or take notes. Honestly? We're a little jealous. It's SPF: Sasquatch Face Shield.

The world record for the longest neck is 40 cm, but this guy looks ready to smash it, with a little help from his friends and a pile of sand. Someone cleverly buried his face while another posed on top, creating the ultimate illusion: the man-neck hybrid. It's creative. It's bizarre. It's pure beachside brilliance. Who needs to swim or sunbathe when you can become an optical illusion?

He may not be in Hollywood, but this guy really pulled out all the stops. With a shark made entirely of sand and the perfect "shark attack horror" facial expression, this picture deserves an award. The dedication to the direction? Impeccable.

It's so realistic, we almost shouted "SHARGHOL!" before realizing it was just sand and talent. Bravo, Spielberg of beaches.